The Loo Lunatic

Not again! I mean, we have already had enough of this psychopath who went around dirtying the loos on the floor causing the maids to (rightly) wash their hands off cleaning our floor for at least a week leaving all of us to do the honours.
It had already happened once in the second semester. Freshly washed clothes were stuffed in the loos among other things, the gory details of which I do not want to get into. I cannot forget the clothes incident since two of my t-shirts (new ones at that) had gone down the drain (literally). And since then I haven't forgiven her.
Anyway its happened again. Whether it is the same person no one knows but it really doesn't make any difference as long as we end up cleaning the appallingly dirty loos and bathrooms ourselves especially when exams are hardly a week away.
Its worse this time since the maid who went to clean the loo puked and has fallen ill. And justifiably so. Imagine!
I am extremely pissed with the recent developments on my floor more so since we are all extremely helpless. The story happens every month reaching gory proportions (like this time) at regular intervals.
It is really not a pleasant thing to see... well.. disturbing stuff (I don't want to elaborate for obvious reasons) first thing in the morning. And it is also insulting to the people who clean the loos. We should never take such indispensable people (or anybody for that matter) for granted.
People dread to enter the loos on the third floor for fear of seeing something ghastly inside and ruining their day as a result. All of us in the hostel are educated and come from backgrounds which have instilled a basic sense of hygiene in us. Why would anybody do something as disgusting as this? If she derives any fun out of all this I must say she has an extremely perverted sense of humour.
And why? Why would anybody do stuff like this? Why have people stooped to a level so low that they resort to base methods like this to entertain themselves?
I would give her- whoever she is- a piece of my mind (among other things that is). There are so many things to do out here if you want to kill time or have fun. Listen to music, read a good book, watch a movie, indulge in idle talk or even gossip or just get your ass out in the sun and take a walk. Or eat something. Or sit idly thinking of anything under the sun. Dance. Sing loudly. Scream your lungs out to vent out your frustrations. Sleep. There are SO many things to do. Dont dirty loos for god's sake. Or just get out of this place if you don't like it or don't know why you are here or dont have things to do. Or get yourself admitted to an asylum for lunatics like you don't deserve anything more (or less). We could really do without you. In fact we cannot do WITH you.
All this only if I get to know who she is. If only I could lay my hands on her...